Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
