Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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