dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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