Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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