Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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