these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
