its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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