That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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