It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
