I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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