Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
soo... how was my night?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
