you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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