Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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