You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
When are your genitals available?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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