During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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