i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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