I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
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