she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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