She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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