i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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