Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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