summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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