Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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