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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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