hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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