Do you still have your period?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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