But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Randomize
