I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
two words...techno handjob
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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