Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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