I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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