he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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