I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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