i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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