i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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