Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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