Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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