dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
