...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
