so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Too much gin, very little bucket
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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