girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
you will always have a special place in my vag
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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