no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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