THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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