I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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