Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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