you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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