Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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