I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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