did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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