I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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