Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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