Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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