i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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