can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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