summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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