The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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