Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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