That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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