i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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