He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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